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A Drink Knight: The Saga of Super Grover and Gatorade

By Andrew Blumetti “I am whatever Sesame needs me to be.”   Ringo Starr… Judy Winslow… The guys in Aerosmith who aren’t Steven Tyler or Joe Perry… Sometimes you’re just that guy. There’s a street, and...

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Carl Winslow Kills His Whole Family! (Family Splatters)

By Andrew Blumetti “You can find me on Twitter, @COP4LIFEINEVERYTHINGIAPPEARIN” To address that seemingly exaggerated title, let’s bust out of the starting gate with an important question.  One simple...

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Slightly Off-Color Family Circus Comics

Blumes Note:  The idea may not be totally original, but this was too much fun.  All the fun of the Sunday paper, without those pesky K-Mart circulars…   

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Want to Spend Super Bowl Week in New Jersey with Me?? Wish Granted.

By Andrew Blumetti “Wait, what? I’m performing at the Super Bowl!?” With less than seven days until the biggest of big games approaches, are you still scraping for last-minute plans like Urkel on prom...

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My Favorite Super Bowls (That May or May Not Have Happened)

By Andrew Blumetti Well, this certainly didn’t happen. ————————– February. Talk about getting the most bang for your buck.  They really do pack a lot into a little month, don’t they? In a mere twenty...

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The Seven Deadly Sins of Bill Cosby

By Andrew Blumetti  Bill Cosby This blog has gone off a cliff. ———————— GLUTTONY   “Well, here, I had the taaaaasty ham sammich, and the mustard was just bippity baaa gooood.  Ya see… the chippppps,...

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My Valentine’s Day Cards To You

By Andrew Blumetti I love you all. Seriously.  Well, not the whole “like-like” school of brilliance dolled out by the Winnie Cooper-ed mind of Kevin Arnold, but you all who read, follow, and support...

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Rick and Roll! The A to Z’s of Alan Rickman

By Andrew Blumetti “Blumes, don’t you start Buzzfeed articling me!” He died hard. He Harry Pottered. He Robin Hooded. He Sensed and Sensibilityed. He caused me to create fake words. Renowned thespian...

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St. Patrick’s Greetings From the Most Irish Man on Earth… Shaquille ‘O Neal

By Andrew Blumetti Top o’ the morning afternoon to ya!  When your last name could pass for an extra on The Sopranos, this day really tears you up. Surely, I’ll be the first to admit- green bagels...

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Courtney Love… Love!

By Andrew Blumetti   She gives love a bad name. Correction, make that the worst name. Much like Carmen Sandiego, I’ve snuck around the world, from Kiev to Carolina, and during that traveled time, I’ve...

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