A Drink Knight: The Saga of Super Grover and Gatorade
By Andrew Blumetti “I am whatever Sesame needs me to be.” Ringo Starr… Judy Winslow… The guys in Aerosmith who aren’t Steven Tyler or Joe Perry… Sometimes you’re just that guy. There’s a street, and...
View ArticleCarl Winslow Kills His Whole Family! (Family Splatters)
By Andrew Blumetti “You can find me on Twitter, @COP4LIFEINEVERYTHINGIAPPEARIN” To address that seemingly exaggerated title, let’s bust out of the starting gate with an important question. One simple...
View ArticleSlightly Off-Color Family Circus Comics
Blumes Note: The idea may not be totally original, but this was too much fun. All the fun of the Sunday paper, without those pesky K-Mart circulars…
View ArticleWant to Spend Super Bowl Week in New Jersey with Me?? Wish Granted.
By Andrew Blumetti “Wait, what? I’m performing at the Super Bowl!?” With less than seven days until the biggest of big games approaches, are you still scraping for last-minute plans like Urkel on prom...
View ArticleMy Favorite Super Bowls (That May or May Not Have Happened)
By Andrew Blumetti Well, this certainly didn’t happen. ————————– February. Talk about getting the most bang for your buck. They really do pack a lot into a little month, don’t they? In a mere twenty...
View ArticleThe Seven Deadly Sins of Bill Cosby
By Andrew Blumetti Bill Cosby This blog has gone off a cliff. ———————— GLUTTONY “Well, here, I had the taaaaasty ham sammich, and the mustard was just bippity baaa gooood. Ya see… the chippppps,...
View ArticleMy Valentine’s Day Cards To You
By Andrew Blumetti I love you all. Seriously. Well, not the whole “like-like” school of brilliance dolled out by the Winnie Cooper-ed mind of Kevin Arnold, but you all who read, follow, and support...
View ArticleRick and Roll! The A to Z’s of Alan Rickman
By Andrew Blumetti “Blumes, don’t you start Buzzfeed articling me!” He died hard. He Harry Pottered. He Robin Hooded. He Sensed and Sensibilityed. He caused me to create fake words. Renowned thespian...
View ArticleSt. Patrick’s Greetings From the Most Irish Man on Earth… Shaquille ‘O Neal
By Andrew Blumetti Top o’ the morning afternoon to ya! When your last name could pass for an extra on The Sopranos, this day really tears you up. Surely, I’ll be the first to admit- green bagels...
View ArticleCourtney Love… Love!
By Andrew Blumetti She gives love a bad name. Correction, make that the worst name. Much like Carmen Sandiego, I’ve snuck around the world, from Kiev to Carolina, and during that traveled time, I’ve...
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